Best of Autocorrect
Where are my favorites though?
Here let me fix that.
I DIED AND CAME BACK ALIVE. THIS MADE MY NIGHT.
I’m laughing so hard I’m convulsing. I’m trying to be as quiet as I can. But literally the entire bed is shaking.
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Can’t. Breathe
fUCKWEASEL
MOTTSAPPLESAUCE
Then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left… omfg. <3




(Source: rocknrollercoaster, via theycannotconquerforever)












